Help! Please, before it’s too late, is there any evidence out there for these conspiracy theories?
1. The NY-DC gossip is that Joe Scarborough, whose early morning MSNBC show has been Donald Trump’s campaign staging area, is maneuvering to be Trump’s early VP pick. Scarborough has Congressional experience, name recognition, and shares Trump’s finesse with women.
2. Not quite a conspiracy, but some people say that Trump has a strictly enforced rule for all of his wives, girlfriends, and overnight contractors to never enter his boudoir without fresh makeup on.
3. Donald Trump does have a 24x7 hair care team to perform his daily routine but Trump’s ass hair leaked all around town! Trump’s daily hair salon treatment includes shaving his hirsute lower self — Trump’s pride and joy, where he does his best thinking — yes, like the head coif, his bushy orange haired ass.
4. Trump is trying to recruit Bernie’s people and he’s starting with Jeff Weaver who will likely report to Katrina Pearson after June 7.
5. “Kids For Trump” are striking and demanding parole from Juvie to attend Trump rallies and they’re still waiting for their uniforms.
6. Once he’s elected, Trump is said to be planning to forego the usual White House Daily Briefing and continue using Scarborough’s MSNBC show, it’s got much better ratings than CSPAN. This guarantees his Presidential message will be repeated, plus all disgusting ads played for free, every hour, throughout the day and night, every day, with out editing or fact checking.
7. Another leaked cabinet change, Trump is said positioning to outsource the Secret Service, saving lots of money, and he’s gotta’ guy who does security who’s got lots of big, strong, very loyal friends.
8. NYC names streets, parks, buildings and highways after NY’s most famous Americans but did you know that there are 13 gold-medallioned gutters memorializing 50 years of infamous Trump sightings over the years? Indeed, the quintessential Republican candidate who grew up in those gutters is ready for service!
9. RNC chief and vaginal wash namesake, Reince Priebus, says that almost President Trump is already a better President than Obama and is so forward thinking that he’s moving to foreclose on the Ronald Reagan library mortgage. Trump says he loves the view for his own, very large Presidential Library. Trump is said to have the the Hearst Castle as a possible backup if they agree to build a better, much bigger pool.
10. Trump’s lawyers are preparing for a court hearing to prevent Ohio voting in the GE, saying Trump intends to prove to “that skanky reporter in Cleveland” that a Republican can get elected without Ohio.
This one really gets me steamed up with anger that he’s such a flip flopper!
11. Real estate mogul, Donald Trump is plotting his pivot for the General Election from “building a wall along the border, and Mexico will pay for it” to explain that was all a media fantasy for which Trump will sue. Trump is building a Mall, not a wall, a Mall, coast to coast, with hotels, restaurants, high speed casino hopping transportation — it’s going to be a huge investment, the country will love it and Mexico will be begging to buy shares.
Any evidence or other gossip out there?